Hey diddle diddle the cat took a piddle all over the kitchen floor
the little dog laughed to see such sport…so the cat did a little bit more CHORUS

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water
Jill came down with half a Crown… it wasn’t for carrying water CHORUS

Georgy Porgy puddin’ and pie kissed the girls and made them cry
when the boys came out to play…he kissed them too he’s funny that way CHORUS

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet her knickers all tattered and torn
it wasn’t the spider that sat down beside her…but Little Boy Blue with his horn CHORUS

Jack be nimble Jack be quick, Jack jumped over the candlestick
goodness gracious he should’ve jumped higher..goodness gracious great ball of fire CHORUS

There once was a man named Hardcastle from a billiard ball was struck
and on his tomb was written…Hardcastle… hardball…hardluck CHORUS

There once was a nun named Vera and she wouldn’t let any man near her
a crafty old monk slipped into her bunk…now she’s a Mother Superior CHORUS


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